Archive for July 1st, 2010

You ain’t old, Ed. You just need to get laid…

Ed’s boss seems to think so, anyway.  Don’t let her opinion fool you, though. Ed’s never had a problem getting what he’s wanted. His problem is accepting what he gets, which in May Day, happens to be a sip from the fountain of sordid youth–two youths, to be exact. Young or 39-and-holding, you’ll enjoy my [...]